
I was recently invited to attend a wedding for a fellow teacher at my school. I received a beautiful formal invitation along with a warm verbal request. Not withstanding the pressure, I agreed to attend. I dread our weddings here, the thought of having to go to one fills me with apprehension. They are always very late in the evening, around 10:30 p.m in hotels in the city....if you are lucky for it to start this early. They are noisy events with a DJ, a famous singer, or a belly dancer. The music is so loud it is impossible to have a conversation with anyone. You sit at a round table with several guests, smile and look resplendent while a video camera with a colossal, glaring white spot light goes from table to table filming the happy event. I do go as it is my duty in some cases like family weddings, but I always spend half of my time out in the lobby or the reception area of the hotel. Aside from the belated hour and the noise, I have a real problem in trying to dress for these events. Weddings here are like Grammy award, red carpet, black tie events. Every wedding is a major competition, each one bigger and more extravagant than the last one attended. Major money goes into these events here in Egyt, especially among the urban elite. Upon agreeing to attend this wedding I consulted with another colleague, Margaret. We needed a plan, we needed a new hairstyle...we needed a major makeover. I decided to wear my old standby black dress. Who has the time to go shopping for a new cocktail dress? I was seriously contemplating a trip to the hairstylist, but decided to forgo the idea as the wedding was on a Saturday, which happens to be my major cleaning day. Who has the time? Instead, I decided to drag out some of my shoes that are all the way in the back of the closet...the ones that I never wear because they are not practical. I found these, covered in dust, but nevertheless...definitely usable. I put on some extra makeup, wore my hair in my usual ponytail, put on my faux sterling silver and crystal necklace...and then I was ready for the final touch...the high heel shoes....the one accessory that was going to give my style panache. I slid my foot in...first thought was wow, they are really high. I teetered over to my full length mirror to get a look at my all chic evening look, and realized that there was absolutely no way in HELL I would be able to walk in the streets of Cairo with those shoes on. Actually, I couldn't walk in my own home with those heels, no way to manage broken sidewalks, uneven asphalt, and sinkholes. I was about to panic, now what to do? I was seriously relying on these shoes to make my look for the wedding. I went back to the closet, I dug around to see what else I could find. After a few more dust balls, I found another pair of black sandals that were really not appropriate, but what could I do...time was running out. I went with Margaret to the wedding and we sat in the very back of the church. We were surely under dressed. The gowns, diamonds, hairstyles and accessories were incredible. I thought I was at a movie premiere in Cannes. Luckily, we slipped in before everything started, and slipped out before it all ended. We decided to forgo the hotel reception.
I have no idea what I am going to do for the next wedding invitation. I have been living here to long now to keep using the excuse of foreigner, she doesn't understand what is expected. As I discussed this with Margaret after the wedding, the only reasonable solution we came up with was to have a ballgown made, get the jewelry to compliment the dress, and make VERY sure that the dress is long enough that one cannot notice our sneakers underneath.
Until next time,
A Woman of Egypt